The elephant in the bedroom…..are you Whoa or Woe?

11 Sep

So, it was really just a matter of time, wasn’t it? We all know I’m not shy, and hell, I figure this blog business is a cheap form of therapy so I thought I’d best address what’s going down out here in suburbia…..or not, as the case may be.

I popped over Blundermum in an effort to purge and yet still keep it a secret, but it seems I’ve got a chronically big mouth. If you haven’t checked Michelle out before, have a look around while you’re there as she has a unique take on life.

I’m going to talk about it today. You know, the elephant in the room.

I’m just going to go right ahead and blurt it – My sex life used to be all like ‘Whoa, Cowboy, leave your boots on and make like we’re in a rodeo’, but sadly, it has become more like ‘Woe is me, this is friggin’ pathetic’.

I used to hear people make jokes about sex after marriage and I always swore that would never be me.
I love sex.
Sex is fun.
It relieves stress, it gets the blood flowing and binds you to your partner so they’re much less irritating, plus it feels damn good.

So, why have I become the epitome of these jokes?


To continue reading about my state of woe, why not pop on over to Blundermum here.

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5 Responses to “The elephant in the bedroom…..are you Whoa or Woe?”

  1. sybaritica September 11, 2012 at 8:54 am #

    ‘Sex before marriage is a sin. Afterwards, it’s just one more damn thing you have to take your pants off for…’

    Norm (corner barstool, Cheers)

  2. mrsdsmaunderings September 11, 2012 at 10:38 am #

    Believe me when I say that once the Fab 40′s kick in it’s all uphill in the bedroom department..well it is for me anyway. I remember the early days when my boys were little..yep tired is an understatement & sex was merely another thing I had to deal with in a day. Love your work as usual! :)

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